Trump Dump

The Donald isn't the only Trump with marital issues.

Blaine Trump has called it quits on her marriage to Robert Trump, Donald's brother, after 24 years.

The blonde philanthropist filed for divorce on Wednesday. Reportedly, Robert has been living with another woman for nearly two years and walked out on Blaine; she had hoped for a reconciliation. 

While I'm a huge advocate for working through marital difficulties, I'm not sure you can get a more obvious kiss off than leaving and living with another woman. The only way he could have made the decision easier for her would be to file the papers himself, which, let's be honest, he should have.

Blaine hopes for a friendly split without all the mudslinging and courtroom drama that we've seen accompany one of her brother-in-law's divorces. (The Donald is currently on marriage No. 3). 

Blaine and Robert have no children together, and Blaine already has her own attorney. A source says "She just wants to get on with her life."

She probably could have finished this step awhile ago if she'd paid attention to the writing on the wall by marrying into the Trump clan.