The Twelve Divorced Days of Christmas
The Twelve Divorced Days of Christmas
(Sung to the original Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the First Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Second Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
I have two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Third Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
There are three den leaks
I have two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Fourth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
I have four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Fifth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
I have FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS!!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Sixth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
I have six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS!!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Seventh Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
I have seven accountants skimming
Six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS!!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Eighth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
I have eight shrubs a wilting
Seven accountants skimming
Six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS!!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Ninth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
Kids have nine dancing lessons
Eight shrubs a wilting
Seven accountants skimming
Six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS!!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Tenth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
There are ten creditors freaking
Nine dancing lessons
Eight shrubs a wilting
Seven accountants skimming
Six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS !!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Eleventh Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
Eleven pipes have busted
Ten creditors freaking
Nine dancing lessons
Eight shrubs a wilting
Seven accountants skimming
Six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS !!! (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony?
On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas my Ex Wife wrote to me
Twelve guests are coming
Eleven pipes have busted
Ten creditors freaking
Nine dancing lessons
Eight shrubs a wilting
Seven accountants skimming
Six lawyers preying
FIVE BRAND NEW FLINGS (yeah baby)
Four bawling kids
Three den leaks
Two boxing gloves
Where the hell is my Alimony???
Hopefully you read the above with the appropriate sense of humor.
Attitude is everything!
Debbie
Email Debbie anytime: dnigro@firstwivesworld.com
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