Bach Out

Pamela Bach — bless her heart — exists to show us all that there's one thing on earth worse than being married to David Hasselhoff: Getting divorced from him.

In the latest twist to Bach's rocky story, a judge is threatening to kick her out of her home if she doesn't show up for her scheduled court hearing on October 1.

Along with additional spousal and child support, Bach had asked the judge to delay the financial trial with The Hoff so her accountants had time to review what she claims are multiple boxes of financial documents.

Last time we checked in, Bach was being sued by her former attorney, Gary Mitchell, who claimed the actress owes him some $40,000 in unpaid fees. Mitchell said he represented Bach in her divorce from Hasselhoff for about six months.

Bach has until Wednesday to decide what she's going to do. We're sure she must be at her wits end with this divorce — a dangerous time when rash decisions are often made just to spite domineering ex-hubbies and pestering judges.

Don't fall into that trap, sister! Hold on to those house keys, show up for court, and put this awful chain of events behind you as soon as possible.

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