A divorce attorney in Maryland says that husbands often come to him dumbfounded. Their wives have asked for a divorce, saying they are “emotionally unavailable,” and they say they don’t know what that means.

The attorney, James J. Gross, says that he is equally puzzled.

He knows that Spock on Star Trek doesn’t have any emotions, but he’s an alien.

Gross says he doesn’t understand what it means to have emotions, but not make them available.

And so he presents the question to a group of men at the gym where he plays racquet ball.

And this is the answer.

We wonder… Is his friend onto something?

If you heard that every morning, would you stay?